What a great day for making fun of stuff!Happy Thursday, ladies. You ready for some jokes?Hundreds of thousands of red baby crabs are invading the Cayman Islands this month as part of their seasonal migration. But they’re not trying to evade taxes. The…
Find your inner happy place, and go there now. Wait, no, stick around and read these jokes. Then tell your friends!Former Newscorp executive Rebekah Brooks was indicted this week on charges related to her role in the News of the World phone h…
Let’s get down to it.The Dalai Lama won the $1.7 million Templeton Prize for spiritual progress, then announced that he’s donating it all to charity. He’s also won the Templeton Prize for passive aggressively telling us all that he’s better than us.In …
Happy belated Mothers’ Day! And also, happy belated Mother’s Day! Whichever spelling you prefer. Now, enjoy these jokes!Yahoo! CEO Scott Thompson is stepping down after only four months on the job, making his transition the fasted that Yahoo! has ever …
Happy Thursday! Do you have any drink specials? Oh, then you’re probably not a bar in my neighborhood. Have joke, on me.A United Airlines jet had to make an emergency landing in Denver yesterday because passengers were in danger of reaching their desti…
Welcome back, my friends! Did you miss me? Oh, go on. No, go on. Go on, read the rest of this. Then you might not miss me so much…Burmese democracy activist Aung San Suu Kyi was issued her first passport in 24 years this week, and was unfortunately s…
I have no banter today. Absolutely none. I’m too busy thinking about The Avengers. You’ve seen it, right? You’ve gotta see it. Right after you read these jokes.This week, Vladimir Putin was sworn in for his third term as Russia’s President, just in tim…
Did you see the supermoon this weekend? Unfortunately I missed it, as I for some reason assumed it was in reference to J.Lo’s ass. That’s what you get when you assume. Anyway, that’s all the banter I have in my heart. Oh, except to say that I cal…
How about some Thursday? Drink it in…The president of the popular microblog Tumblr resigned this week. Unfortunately, his resignation was reblogged so many times, the unemployment rate went up another 2%.Blind Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng accide…
Happy hump day. Read that how you will. Got a lot to get through today, hope you’re ready for it. Alright, let’s get serious.Sanford, Florida, just hired a new interim police chief. Their main criteria for hiring: looking for someone who hasn’t seen th…
Happy May Day! How will you be celebrating? Perhaps by angrily taking to the streets? Or dancing happily around a large pole? Either option is equally valid. First, enjoy some jokes.Presidential “candidate” Mitt Romney said that just like President Oba…
Say goodbye to April, everybody. And say it with laughter.Tomorrow marks the one year anniversary of the death of Osama bin Laden, and many within the Republican party are accusing President Obama of playing politics with bin Ladin’s death. Which isn…
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Good times are here again, people. It’s Ladies’ Night here at Late Night Morning, so help yourself to some shitty beer. I don’t even know what that means. Let’s dance! I mean, how about some jokes?A medical researcher claims to have located the G-Spot,…
Goodness, it’s already Wednesday! Well done, everyone. We’ll get through this together. And we’ll get through this blog post, by gum. This message was brought to you by gum. BUY GUM! I think I need more sleep.In Pennsylvania, a man filed a lawsuit agai…
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Forget the shore this weekend! Stick around in Hoboken and have some laughs with us at Clam Broth House this Friday at 9pm when The Brand New Comedy Show returns with lots of free parking! The show is, as always, free and hilarious.
On this week’s li…
It’s comedy time once again at Clam Broth House in Hoboken, as The Brand New Comedy Show returns this Friday night, May 13th at 9:00pm! The show is, as always, free and hilarious.
On this week’s lineup:
Erin Conroy
Chris Cal
Dave Greek (101.9 RXP FM)
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEWhat: The Brand New Open MicWhen: Every Monday at 8pmWhere: The Clam Broth House, 36-42 Newark Street in HobokenHow much: Free!Contact: sethjoseph@gmail.com or 562.726.3278
Each Monday night, comics from all over New Jersey and Ne…
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
What: The Brand New Comedy ShowWhen: Every Friday at 9pmWhere: The Clam Broth House, 36-42 Newark Street in HobokenHow much: Free!Contact: sethjoseph@gmail.com or 562.726.3278
Yes, the screaming headline above is correct. The Cla…
It’s comedy time once again at Clam Broth House in Hoboken, as The Brand New Comedy Show returns for a special Friday night installment, March 11th at 8:30pm. The show is still free and hilarious.
On this month’s lineup:
Missy Baker
Zach McGovern
Br…
This Thursday night, comedy comes back to the Clam Broth House for the monthly Brand New Comedy Show! The free show kicks off at 8:30 pm, downstairs in the Clam Broth House (36-42 Newark Street, Hoboken).
On the bill this time:
Marianne Schaberg
Chr…
Good morning, let’s get to it.President Obama says the new tax proposal he worked out with GOP leaders will pass in Congress, despite opposition from other Democrats. When asked to speculate on the reason for their opposition, the President responded, …
Great news! The Brand New Comedy Show comes back to the Clam Broth House Thursday, December 2nd at 8:30 for another free night of comedy with an almost entirely new lineup! On the bill this time: Cameron BuchholtzChris CalFabio IanelloSeth JosephZach M…
This is such a lucky week. You’ve got two (2!) chances to see me!Chance Number 1: Sweet Action Comedy Show!When: Tuesday, November 16, 8pm Where: Sidewalk Cafe, NYC (94 Avenue A)Chance Number 2: Heartbroken Comedy ShowWhen: Wednesday, November 17th, 9p…
My friends at the Calgary Whalers are dropping the final curtain on their Kings of New York series this Saturday night. Boo. But they’ve invited me to come back and help shovel some dirt on its still-warm corpse! Yay!What’s the deal: Free show, sketch/…
Okay, so I went to the New York Comic Convention and Anime Festival at the Javits Center this weekend. It was pretty amazing. Not mind-blowing (that’s what the Tokyo Game Expo is for), but certainly worth the trip. Very little swag was obtained, but lots of pictures were taken. The “important” photos are presented to [...]
What is beauty? What is truth? You unlikely to find answers to either in “Catfish.” Also, you’re unlikely to be scared.
Generally speaking, tapas bars are not great spots for vegans. They're pretty heavy on the meat and cheese, and The Barrel is no different. Sometimes, though, you go to a tapas bar [...]
I watched the season premiere of Saturday night live this week. It wasn’t bad, but certainly not the greatest work they’ve done recently. An SNL season premiere is different from [...]