Thursday Morning Monologue – February 23, 2012

Bring it on, friends. Let’s have some laughs, eh?Dominique Strauss-Kahn was held for two days by French police in connection with a prostitution ring. Strauss-Kahn’s involvement was suspected due to his incredible creepiness, and the fact that he kept …

Wednesday Morning Monologue – February 22, 2012

Happy Wednesday! It’s LENT! HIP-HIP-HOORAY FOR PENANCE! I hope you have a great Lent! What’s the traditional Lent candy? Bits of Ash? Sounds great. Okay, joke it up.Retail megalith Wal-Mart reported stronger profits than expected from the holiday seaso…

Tuesday Morning Monologue – February 21, 2012

Welcome back, friends. Did anyone else party too hard for Presidents’ Day? And by “party,” I do mean “Whig,” if you know what I mean. And if you do, please tell me. I didn’t actually get that.Speaking of political parties and not getting it, Rick Santo…

Thursday Morning Monologue – February 16, 2012

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat’s happenin’? It’s Thursday already. Seems like just yesterday it was Wednesday. Oh, we were so innocent then. Not so innocent: these jokes.Enjoy them!In North Carolina, a food inspector at a local school confiscated a pres…

Wednesday Morning Monologue – February 15, 2012

And so begins another Wednesday. Did you have an awesome Valentine’s Day? Well if you did, keep it to yourself. Nobody likes to hear about that crap.Now, for some other crap:A dozen people formed an anti-Romney protest outside the Westminster Kennel Cl…

Tuesday Morning Monologue – February 14, 2012

Happy Valentine’s Day, my friends! You know what’s funny about love? I don’t. But I know what’s funny about the news and stuff.Spot-checking U.S. voter registration forms found thatone in eight forms are filled out incorrectly, which is a bigger portio…

Monday Morning Monologue – February 13, 2012

Crap. The Grammy’s were on last night, and once again, like every year, I totally forgot to give a shit. I’m sure someone will tell me who won, and I’m fairly sure that, once again this week, it wasn’t Tom Brady.Okay, jokes.Venezuela’s opposition party…

Thursday Morning Monologue – February 9, 2012

It’s been a long day. Let’s make this quick and hilarious.In Pennsylvania, a college campus is selling the morning after pill in vending machines. Unless the vending machine is Catholic.On Sunday, over two million people streamed the Super Bowl live on…

Wednesday Morning Monologue – February 8, 2012

Today is a very special edition of the Late Night Morning.It’s come to our attention that a woman in California, when sued for illegally downloading and sharing a pornographic film, countersued the producers arguing that porn cannot be protected by cop…

Tuesday Morning Monologue – February 7, 2012

Roll it! We’ve got some ground to cover. No time for chit chat. None at all. Jokes…The U.K. is celebrating the 60 years Queen Elizabeth II has spent on the throne. Longest potty-training ever.Country musician Randy Travis was arrested for public into…

Monday Morning Monologue – February 6, 2012

Did anyone else lose big last night? I promise, this is the last year I bet on the Puppy Bowl. Let’s see what else is happening.At the Super Bowl last night, Tom Brady single-handedly defeated the New England Patriots. At least I think that’s what happ…

Thursday Morning Monologue – February 2, 2012

Yesterday I stayed home sick from work, and made the mistake of falling asleep while watching a two-hour documentary on Fatty Arbuckle. I had some weird dreams, and now I get nervous any time someone offers me a soda. Thankfully that doesn’t happen oft…

Wednesday Morning Monologue – February 1, 2012

Three… Two… One… JOKE!Comic book artists Neil Gaiman and Todd McFarlane finally settled a longstanding dispute over royalties from the comic book series Spawn. In a related story, no one is claiming responsibility for anything Rob Leifeld ha…

Tuesday Morning Monologue – January 31, 2012

Hey hey! Sorry for the delay. Let’s jump right into the funny.Remember the Spice Girls? They’re reuniting to perform for Queen Elizabeth’s upcoming jubilee and to remind the nation that the Queen no longer has the power to jail or execute her subjects …

Monday Morning Monologue – January 30, 2012

Happy Monday to you, and a happy birthday to Richard Cheney! He turns 71 years young today, in bold defiance of science and nature. Congratulations! Now why don’t you go fuck yourself? Okay, now for some jokes.In politics, Newt Gingrich is quickly losi…

The Brand New Comedy Show: Don’t Go to the Beach Edition

May 21st, 2011

Forget the shore this weekend! Stick around in Hoboken and have some laughs with us at Clam Broth House this Friday at 9pm when The Brand New Comedy Show returns with lots of free parking! The show is, as always, free and hilarious.

On this week’s li…

The Brand New Comedy Show: The Luckiest Edition

May 7th, 2011

It’s comedy time once again at Clam Broth House in Hoboken, as The Brand New Comedy Show returns this Friday night, May 13th at 9:00pm! The show is, as always, free and hilarious.

On this week’s lineup:
Erin Conroy
Chris Cal
Dave Greek (101.9 RXP FM)

Weekly Comedy at the Clam Broth House

April 2nd, 2011

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEWhat: The Brand New Open MicWhen: Every Monday at 8pmWhere: The Clam Broth House, 36-42 Newark Street in HobokenHow much: Free!Contact: sethjoseph@gmail.com or 562.726.3278
Each Monday night, comics from all over New Jersey and Ne…

The Brand New Comedy Show is now at the Clam Broth House every Friday!

March 29th, 2011

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
What: The Brand New Comedy ShowWhen: Every Friday at 9pmWhere: The Clam Broth House, 36-42 Newark Street in HobokenHow much: Free!Contact: sethjoseph@gmail.com or 562.726.3278

Yes, the screaming headline above is correct. The Cla…

The Brand New Comedy Show at Clam Broth House!

March 3rd, 2011

It’s comedy time once again at Clam Broth House in Hoboken, as The Brand New Comedy Show returns for a special Friday night installment, March 11th at 8:30pm. The show is still free and hilarious.

On this month’s lineup:
Missy Baker
Zach McGovern
Br…

The Brand New Comedy Show Part 4!

February 9th, 2011

This Thursday night, comedy comes back to the Clam Broth House for the monthly Brand New Comedy Show! The free show kicks off at 8:30 pm, downstairs in the Clam Broth House (36-42 Newark Street, Hoboken).

On the bill this time:
Marianne Schaberg
Chr…

Monday Morning Monologue

December 13th, 2010

Good morning, let’s get to it.President Obama says the new tax proposal he worked out with GOP leaders will pass in Congress, despite opposition from other Democrats. When asked to speculate on the reason for their opposition, the President responded, …

The Brand New Comedy Show is back!

November 28th, 2010

Great news! The Brand New Comedy Show comes back to the Clam Broth House Thursday, December 2nd at 8:30 for another free night of comedy with an almost entirely new lineup! On the bill this time: Cameron BuchholtzChris CalFabio IanelloSeth JosephZach M…

Sweet Action and Heartbroken Comedy THIS WEEK!

November 14th, 2010

This is such a lucky week. You’ve got two (2!) chances to see me!Chance Number 1: Sweet Action Comedy Show!When: Tuesday, November 16, 8pm Where: Sidewalk Cafe, NYC (94 Avenue A)Chance Number 2: Heartbroken Comedy ShowWhen: Wednesday, November 17th, 9p…

KINGS OF NEW YORK: THE VIKING FUNERAL SHOW

October 13th, 2010

My friends at the Calgary Whalers are dropping the final curtain on their Kings of New York series this Saturday night. Boo. But they’ve invited me to come back and help shovel some dirt on its still-warm corpse! Yay!What’s the deal: Free show, sketch/…

Photo Geek Out No. 1: New York Comic Con and Anime Fest, 2010

October 11th, 2010

Okay, so I went to the New York Comic Convention and Anime Festival at the Javits Center this weekend. It was pretty amazing. Not mind-blowing (that’s what the Tokyo Game Expo is for), but certainly worth the trip. Very little swag was obtained, but lots of pictures were taken. The “important” photos are presented to [...]

Pop Culture Post-Mortem No. 1: The Truth About Catfish and Dogs

October 10th, 2010

What is beauty? What is truth? You unlikely to find answers to either in “Catfish.” Also, you’re unlikely to be scared.

The Barrel – NYC

October 10th, 2010

Generally speaking, tapas bars are not great spots for vegans. They're pretty heavy on the meat and cheese, and The Barrel is no different. Sometimes, though, you go to a tapas bar [...]

Straw Man Take Down No. 2 [Updated]

October 10th, 2010

I watched the season premiere of Saturday night live this week. It wasn’t bad, but certainly not the greatest work they’ve done recently. An SNL season premiere is different from [...]

Brand New Hoboken Comedy Show!

October 10th, 2010

Alright, I’m starting a comedy show in Hoboken. If you’re in the area, come see it. It’s free, the people are funny and the room is incredibly nice.Check it out [...]